Thursday, March 1, 2012

Things I Learned in Florida

  1. 5 teenagers will never completely agree on anything.  Never.  Not even once.  Nada.  Nil.
  2. Looking at a dried up piece of steak on a dirty plate for five days apparently doesn't bother some people.
  3. If you try really hard you can fit 15 pairs of shoes and your clothes into a single suitcase for a one-week trip... then scatter them about the living area for others to trip over.
  4. Frequent visits to the Tiki Bar and Jacuzzi makes 7 people living in 3 small rooms much more bearable.
  5. Never leave your husband alone with the boys to cook dinner while you take the girls shopping.  You'll come back to brunt lasagna, missing boys and a drunk husband.
  6. It's more fun to spend other people's money. Unfortunately, mine is the "other people's money" that some people like to spent.
  7. Everyone in Florida is from New Jersey.
  8. It frickin rains a lot. Fortunately, I am perfectly capable of drinking in the rain.
  9. No, someone didn't forget to flush the toilet. That's the natural color of the water.
  10. Apparently there is more leg room in the 3rd seating row of a rental van that the 2nd one.  At least according to the annoying people who like to fight over such things.
  11. The ideal souvenier for a 15 year-old boy is a t-shirt with a smiley face that says "I Love Boobies".

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